

If you are worried that the people of Thesolo have forsaken you for your malfeasance, fear not. Perhaps you have not received the electronic missives I’ve sent over the past few weeks (see below)? I cannot believe that you’ve read my heartfelt pleas and ignored them. Subject: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Salutations from the Royal Family of Thesolo So, I beseech you to (a) respond and (b) provide me with. But, I must, MUST, have some proof of identity before we proceed any further. I am quite sure you are the woman he is searching for. if you are indeed the woman chosen to be the future queen of Thesolo. It occurs to me that perhaps you fear repercussions for the headstrong and thoughtless actions of your mother and father, but fear not. It is the will of the prince that he meets the woman chosen by the goddess Ingoka to be his bride, and I am charged with bringing his will into fruition. They say persistence is a virtue, and I consider myself most virtuous, as I have now written several times without acknowledgment, and yet I press on. Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Salutations from the Royal Family of Thesolo In order to aid in this process, please send the following verifications of identity: a scan of your license, passport, or other form of ID up to date medical records. Because our prince is magnanimous, kind, and understanding, he is willing to cleanse the festering wounds of the past and allow them to heal.


He has tasked me with finding his betrothed, and I believe I have succeeded: it is you. I, Likotsi Adelele, assistant to His Royal Highness, have sought you out high and low over the last few months, at the behest of the most exalted-and most curious-Prince Thabiso. Subject: Salutations from the Royal Family of Thesolo
